Why does the nicest grass from my lawn only grow in my flower beds?
Why don't cars going by who want to "share" the music on their radios play songs I like?
Why does it make more sense to fire, excuse me, lay off 5 people who make $50,000 instead of one making $250,00?
Why do weeds blend in except when someone else is looking at the garden?
Why are the beautiful days for being outside so windy?
Why do I always have free time for things I really don't want to do, but a scheduling conflict occurs during things I want to do?
Why do my roses fight back when I try to weed them?
And most importantly, why does no good deed go unpunished?
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